Q. Is Tate really an idiot?
A. Yes, yes he am.
Q. Why is the comic called Poorly Drawn?
A. You haven't seen the comics have you?
Q. Just who do you people think you are?
A. We don't know.
Q. What is the update schedule?
A. We don't have a fixed schedule yet but we are trying for a Tuesday and Friday schedule.
Q. How do you make the comic?
A. Not gonna tell you.
Q. Why won't you answer my questions?
A. I'm mean.
Q. What do you do in real life?
A. I play video games and watch TV.
Q. What else?
A. Well sometimes I like to eat....I sleep every few days too.
Q. You're an idiot.
A. That isn't a question.
Q. You're an idiot?
A. Much better. Yes you are an idiot.
Q. What's your favorite food?
A. Pie.
Q. How old are you?
A. 3.7 billion years old. Didn't you read the about us page?
Q. Were you dropped on your head as a small child?
A. I was dropped on my head when I was 3 years old.
Q. Is that a joke?
A. No, I was really dropped on my head as a small child.
Q. Why?
A. Why what?
Q. Why do you make a comic?
A. Because God is cruel.
Q. I don't believe in God.
A. I don't either.
Q. You're the devil's servant, you know that?
A. Crap. The boss isn't going to like that the secret is out.
Q. Go to Hell.
A. Sure, why not?
Q. Where do you live?
A. In a cardboard box.
Q. Where does Scott live?
A. Live?
Q. Where does Mike live?
A. He lived in a smaller cardboard box than mine until that was stolen. Now he lives under a small scrap of paper.
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